Q : Dear bad boys of F1 blogging,

I mistakenly brought my boyfriend to a work event and he asked my boss to be Lewis to his Sebastian. I was going to chalk it up to one too many ciders but he was drinking water all night. The odd part of the story, my boss has no idea who Lewis Hamilton is. Do I switch jobs? Find a new bf? Tell him I want to be his Lewis?
Helppp!
A: Well, we have seen it all. I am not sure where to begin. Definitely don’t tell him you want to be his Lewis. That is number 1. Also, it is wayy better that your boss is not an F1 fan, the weird factor would be way higher if he was. Count your blessings there. I hate to say it, but it may be time to test the dating waters. You can’t have a guy going around to your coworkers asking for a batman/Robin relationship. Also, Lewis and Seb are just lame. This would be much different advice if he wanted a Ricciardo Fernando Alonso type bromance. Good luck.
Yikes.